Afternugget

A small raisin sized anal escapee which makes itself known by a signature "reverse suppository" sensation post-wipe. Usually strikes just as you are exiting the toilet. Fear that your behaviour may alert others to the presence of an Afternugget means you do not immediately return to the commode to deal with the fecal rogue, opting instead to let the laundromat worry about it. One must resist the urge for full-digit-deep-scratching that the Afternugget may inspire after rumbling around your ring piece for half an hour or so.

"John your undies are disgraceful! I hate doing your washing!!"

"Shaddup biarch, I had a Afternugget"

Sock Mop

When you utilise your sock to soak up urine from around a toilet bowl, usually at the public john or at the house of someone whom you seek to impress. Upon gazing at the floor, you realize that you, or another, has urinated everywhere except in the toilet. You have either used all the paper, or are about to, so the decision is made to use your sock to absorb the stray urine, thereby protecting your downed trousers from the same fate, and/or sparing you the burden of being suspected of errant micturition. Either way, your foot spends the day's balance swathed in festering piss. Oh well, at least you won't get tinea.

"Man I was at Christina Applegate's the other night and I pissed all over her floor!"

"Noooo! What did you do?"

"Bro I used the Sock Mop..... Say, do you smell ammonia?"