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The Oakland Stare

A certain look that an individual learns after living in the rougher parts of Oakland for a long period of time. It is similar to The 1000 yard stare, but instead of complete emotionless distance, The Oakland Stare is 90% "Fuck off" and 10% "if you touch me, you'll regret it."

It is not a badge of honor, however it is something that is earned without realizing it.

"Hey, man, don't mess with that lady." "Why?" "She's got the Oakland stare - she'll mess you up. Go for a tourist or somethin', easier."

by CoffeeCore November 14, 2017

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Tool

An individual who continuously defines and/or calls someone a tool in denial that they are indeed themselves a tool.

IE: The reason Urban Dictionary has over 27 pages of the definition for tool

Person A: Wow that guy is such a frickin' tool, man!
Person B: Do you even know what a tool is?
Person A: I dunno, some lame ass punk?

by CoffeeCore July 31, 2008

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