Prelude Curse

Prelude Curse refers to the phenomenon where most young males who owns a prelude have terrible luck meeting, dating, or maintaining a relationship with those of the opposite sex.

Every Since buying that 5th gen prelude, Bobby had horrible luck finding dates. He eventually masterbated to death and his spirit haunts his car, which was sold on ebay, to this very day.

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ceiling cat

A Feline deity who enjoys carving a hidden niche into the ceiling so it can hide above its victim's bed and watch masturbation take place.

I was masturbating this morning and I was startled when I looked up and saw Ceiling cat.

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