David

A king of men! He will destroy giants and crush opponents. He is a true man. Not only will women flock to him because of his strength, but also because of his stark intelligence and wisdom. To anger him is to incur a wrath not seen since the age of Spartan warriors!

When I grow up, I want to be a David.

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Joseph

He is a beautiful, terrible being. A destroyer of worlds. The conquerer of Earth. He is all that is man. Beautiful women flock to him. He will rule the world with his iron fist and see that only the strong prosper.

Joseph makes Superman look like a wimp and he made Chuck Norris quiver with fear.

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