damn shit son

What coaches (Usually football) say when a player messes up.

"Damn shit son!"
"Hold on to the ball! Damn shit son!"

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lawn mower joke

When someone makes an awkward joke, and no body laughs.

-Joe: "My name is Jeff!"
-No one laughs
-Everyone: "Lawn mower joke!"
-Joe travels back to Zimbabwe and cries himself to sleep

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