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Leedom

A small section of the terrible town known as Ridley in southern Pa, Delaware Valley. Usually home to the poorer people of the town. Consists of closely packed row home and twins. Has an elementary school called Leedom Elementary, the tot lot, Nassau Swim Club, and various little coves used for the consumption of alcoholic beverages by teenagers and the use of marijuana. Once had a gang known as the Leedom Cruds and known for the dirty or skanky teenagers who attend Ridley High School. Familiar streets such as Clymer Lane, Stockten Circle, and Braxton Road. Has a reputation as being the bad part of Ridley, full of druggies and alcoholics, when in fact the rich sports stars of Ridley High School are hopped up on coke.

"Mom, can I go hang out with Brooke?"

"Honey, Brooke lives in Leedom. I don't think spending time in Leedom is a very safe thing to do these days."

by Colbertnation002 March 7, 2009

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Brooke

An emo girl who refuses to wash her hair on the premise that it makes it look better. Usually likes to disrespect her elders and vandalise other people's property for no reason. Confronts older people with insults, attacking any semblence of intellegence. Wears way too much black eye make up and hideous boots. In denial of her own promiscuity and jealous of any one else who finds happiness. Normally fuels rumors that are made up by her dispicable friends. Acts tough when in fact she could be easily beaten up by the nearest four year old. Spoiled rotten and intensely conceited. Has a big mouth and does not understand who she should NOT confront.

Did you hear that Caroline pulled a Brooke and cursed off that old lady?

I heard Brooke dropped out of high school and got engaged. Is that true?

by Colbertnation002 March 9, 2009

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Ridley

The clickiest town is the Delaware Valley, where "who you know" and your political affiliation (Put democrat on your voting registration and basically commit career suicide!) gets you a good position within the town, as opposed to "what you know" and your actual expertise. The home to the most racist and stuck up people who have sex and raise even more racist and stuck up people. Once called "a little strip of heaven" by some fatty, Ridley takes pride is its mediocre, at best, sports teams and fake sense of community. Home to the most racist and bigoted police department in the entire nation, filled often with corrupt cops. Not without its poorer folk who are looked down upon and mocked, especially those from the area known as LEEDOM ESTATES. Not all our parents were friends in high school, and not all our parents are friends now. In conclusion, there is an underground world in Ridley of the proud pot smoking, beer drinking, hard working individuals who raise their children to expect more from the world than what the fairy tale lore of Ridley has to offer. This underground does NOT bleed green, they bleed red just like the rest of the world, because they don't consider themselves "too good" to bleed some other, superior color. Finally, to the douche bag's who posted the previous definition of Ridley, you are mistaken about the condition of Ridley, simply because you were shielded from the truth and are too damn spoiled and sheltered to understand reality.

I would never consider raising my children in the hell whole they call Ridley.

Ridley football was never that good. I think they may have gone to two championships in the last 50 years.

Oh, that girl's from Ridley? She must be a whore who would rather look pretty than use even a fraction of her brain.

by Colbertnation002 March 7, 2009

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