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footjob

Contrary to what nearly every other genius on this site says, a female is not a prerequisite for this act. It turns out a man can very well footjob another man.

Aaron: After having a beer during football, Dave footjobbed me. Felt great, but sadly I cummed all over the popcorn.

by ColdFire44 December 21, 2016

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Nintendo Switch

Nintendo's next gaming console that will put Nintendo at the top again. To be released in March 2017.

Dude, you managed to pick up a Nintendo Switch? Lucky bastard!

by ColdFire44 November 25, 2016

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donald trump jr

Not only is this the son of USA's worst president in history, but he also played a prestigious role in the Russian collusion so the orange cunt could get elected. Like father like son, he is a walking piece of shit.

Hey, did you know Donald Trump Jr. was born out of Trump's anus?

by ColdFire44 July 14, 2017

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