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The greatest friend a smeg-lord could have. Tall, dark and handsome, just like his rectal tubes. His advice is as useful as uncle irohs and his humour exceeds that of Jeffrey Epstein (a notoriously funny fella). He knows where madelaine mccaine is.
Ethan: Where is thomas the king?
Henry: He's out getting hella bitches
When you turn off the switch for the hand dryers so that they don't turn on and everyone has soggy hands.
Bill: what twat keeps soggifying us?
Tom: whoever it is, they're a war criminal. My hands are so smeggy and I can't dry them.
The most fantastic girl in the world. She's loving a kind and means everything to everyone who knows her, especially her bf. She practically glows she's so stunning and her laugh could make even a mountain crumble. She's so easy to fall in love with and she doesn't even know it, hopefully she'll believe me one day. She's the brightest star in the night sky.
Tom: You must have seen Leah (Marshmallow) cuz you're smiling ear to ear
Henry: Yep, she even let me hold her hand!
Juicy and voluptuous. God's gift to humanity. When one looks upon it they will transcend and find inner peace. Do not touch or u will be shot by anal debris that smells of roses.
Ramses III: holy shit did u see Mr holloways ass?!
Martin.C: my hose pipe leaked a bit
Heaven. Once one has seen it one has transcended. Its vulptuousness and juiciness is beyond sexually arousing and most people spontaneously combust when they see it. Do not touch or you will be showered by anal debris.
Bill: Did you see Francis yesterday?
John: I think he touch mr holloways ass cuz he's smells like smeg
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