Terraria

A game that's similar to Minecraft, but with worse graphics, 2D gameplay (yes, 2D still exists in the 21st century, though it shoudn't), and overall bad design. Not a very interesting game, but can get very addicting.

Other guy: Cmon, let's play some Terraria

Me: Why, so I can play Minecraft with less features and dimensions? No thank you.

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MVP

The Most Valuable Player. The player with the most skill, who contributes the most to their team. Used mainly in sports and video games.

Unfortunately, this term was hijacked by retards who watch Jersey Shore, who now think it stands for Mike Vinny Paul or some shit.

Me: He was totally MVP during that game

Friend: Mike, Vinny, and Paul?

Me: *facepalm. I don't know why I'm even talking to you

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Macro

The ability in RTS games to constantly produce units, keep a strong economy going, and build up a base. The opposite of micro, which involves controlling individual units.

In other words, keeping your money down (always spending it on units), your income up (by building workers to collect resources), and your army larger than your opponent's.

Zerg (from Starcraft) is a macro-intensive race, because of its ability to build units and expand easily.

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Console War

A pointless, semi-retarded argument fought between fanboys of consoles like Xbox 360, PS3, and Wii.

Ten years ago, it was between the Gamecube, PS1, and the first Xbox. Twenty years ago it was between the SNES and Genesis.
Come on people, why can't you realize that actual computers are superior to consoles in every way?

When the majority of people become intelligent enough to realize a PC is better than any console, the console wars will end.

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Murka

How rednecks (like George W. Bush) pronounce "America".

Why do you hate murka?

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Steam

An awesome program made by Valve that lets you buy and download games directly to your computer. It also has a community system with a friend network, so you can play with other people online.

Often criticized by retards on the internet who think its slow and crashes too often. Blame your computer, folks, not Steam.

Steam has never crashed on me before, and its rarely slow. I haven't the slightest idea why people hate it.

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Spic

An offensive, racist word for a Latino person (i.e. Mexico, Puerto Rico, South America).
It was originally spelled spick, a contraction of "Spanish Mick" (Mick being slang for an Irishman). Since both Irish and Hispanics are Catholic, as opposed to Anglo-American Protestants, people stereotyped Spanish and Irish into a single group based on their faith, hence Spanish Mick, or spick.

Redneck: Damn dirty spics! Thinking they can take MY hard-earned money for welfare!

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