Lady Gaga

A singer who became popular throughout the whole world because of her song Just Dance. She can't sing, its all made by a stupid computer. She can't dance, for her, dancing is humping whale toys. She thinks she can make a cover of Viva La Vida, she just totally ruined a song by my favourite band. She has the worst style ever, you can tell she's a retarded bitch because she compares the fan frenzy for the Jonas Brothers to Beatlemania, is she retarded? How dare she compare the best band in the world to 3 faggots who cant sing either. She is also famous because faggots like Perez Hilton adore her and Perez's followers start liking whatever he likes, so you see. She wears like 50 million pounds of makeup to hide her ugliness. Her songs just dance and poker face are exactly the same except for the lyrics. Her songs are completely retarded and meaningless. She thinks she's talented, FOR GOD'S SAKE! she is not! Even rly awesome people like Noel Gallagher hate her!

Noel Gallagher: Ouch! Lady Gaga? It made my teeth hurt! MY TEETH!!
me: HAHA! you go Noelie!!

btw: got that from his blog "Noel's tales from the middle of Nowhere"

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