cole dass west

A dumbass

"Hey did you see the Cole Dass West over there? That dude's a complete idiot."

Lunæro

A dumbass wannabe company founded by biggest dumbass of all. The founder of Lunæro wants to start a stupid colony on the moon, make stupid space-themed smartphones, and do a lot of dumbass things in technology. The focus is on space and tech and stupid shit like Hydroponics and Æroponics. The whole idea is stupid and lame.

"Man, I really hate Lunæro. Their fucking motto is 'Reach for the Moon/Stellar Performance'. They sure as hell aren't StElLaR. They suck ass."

FoL

The FoL. A dumbass group of bitches who do art contests, have their own dumbass coins, and just do a bunch of dumbass shit. Their original leader died so now the biggest dumbass of them all has to run the bullshit wannabe cult.

"The FoL is such a lame ass organization. Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to make stupid coins and call them caps? Their currency is fucking useless, and their new leader is a fucking dumbass."

cordial distress

A terrible rock band with shitty music and uncreative lyrics. Their name literally means heart attack 😒

Tom- "Hey did you see that Cordial Distress concert? It was so ass"
Mark- "I didn't even go. I'm not stupid enough to waste my money on their worthless tickets"
Tom-"Lmao man"