MFI

To pass an extremely large turd, to the point of tears and ripping.

Comes From "to shit a wardrobe"

"Somebody help me, after last nights beerfest I've just dropped an MFI and now my rectums prolapsed"

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Hand Operative

someone who uses their hand to satisfy themselves - "Wanker"

Dad, in front of kids - "That Prime Minister is a proper hand operative"

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mingra

The art of being a minger and associating with mingas

"Just look at that mingra, shes got her knickers round her ankles"

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Tablet Security Device

an idiot - "Pill-Lock"

Look at that tablet security device, he can't drive

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