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The Universe

A very big space full of a lot of nothing and some other weird shit. Like big rocks, balls of fire, balls of gas, chunks of ice, and objects so massive that even light can't escape. Its pretty cool, but also kind of unnecessary. Especially when life got added. Like existence is pointless enough, but now there are animals, and some of them are hairless apes smart enough to realise how pointless and unnecessary existence is, and how much easier it would be if none of this junk was here to begin with. Some think they know how it works and while science has discovered alot we still have no idea how big the universe is and its seemingly impossible to do so. Its billions of years old, and used to be alot smaller. Eventually all the energy will be evenly spread out across the universe so that energy wise its the same as at the start. This is known as the heat death of the universe.
Its also possible the universe is fake and nothing is real.

The universe does not care about you, your feelings, your ability to understand it, your fantasies about it, the fact that you exist, the fact you will one day stop existing, the fact that it exists, or even the fact it may stop existing one day. The closer you look at it, the less sense it makes because your brain isn't built for understanding objects as probability clouds, or time and space as one thing.

by ColourOutofSpace May 26, 2021


Dog

The opposite of God. Unlike God, who created all things at the beginning of time, Dog will only appear at the end, clutching the universe in its jaws, ceasing its motion through the primordial void, and in so doing resulting in the heat-death of the universe.

Dog is widely believed to be God's pet.

by ColourOutofSpace May 26, 2021


double overhead figure 8 fisherman's bird glove

A type of knot eagle scouts haven't even heard of

"I tie knots eagle scouts haven't even heard of. Like the double overhead figure 8 fisherman's bird glove."

by ColourOutofSpace May 26, 2021