shave the whales

My personal Goal. I can't tell you how many time's I've been swimming in the ocean when i got tangled up in a bunch of gross Whale Body hair. So I'm proposing a international Shave the Whales Foundation to Rid the ocean of unnecessary Whale Shedding

Stupid Hairy Whales If it wasn't bad enough that we had to put up with them drinking all our water eating all our sailors now there is whale hair everywhere. we should just shave the whales

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belezebub's triangle

A threesome where there are two dudes and one chick. obviosly one of the most unholy sexual encounters.

Ryan: so I had a threesome this weekend
Brandon: No WAY! that's awesome!
Ryan: not really it was me and Alex in belezebub's triangle
Brandon: Unclean! unclean!

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superfluidiot

n.
a portmanteau of superfluous and Idiot. used to describe someone who is and Idiot for being superfluous.

see the 320 definitions of Emo
or the 149 definitions of britney spears
to see the sort of things that a superfluidiot
might spend their time doing

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whales

fat
hairy
Useless
mammals

actually I would doubt that whales were anything other than malevolent giant fish if they weren't shedding their gross body hair onto my beaches

Whales suck they eat all our sailors drink all out water. and shed on out beaches. We should either kill them or so shaved them ore both

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robotsexmachine

1. a machine created by lonley computer engineering majors to get laid.
2. Me when I put on my little gold shorts.

1. Mike was so hopelessly inept with women that he made a robotsexmachine for friday nights.

2.when I put on my little gold shorts and wax my mustache all the ladies want me cause i'm a white hot robotsexmachine. Now pump that Bass!!!!

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