moisty maddox

A guy who’s cock is so huge and can make any girl moist, usually a tall man with a large cock that pulls so many girls and sits the bench for varsity. He is usually squaded up with strong masculine men such as Parker’s, beau’s, and Landon’s.

Me: That’s a moisty Maddox

Parker: damn he gets so much pussy

coltisclips

Coltisclips is used to call someone who has a buzzcut and pulls lots of females, he also has a hit podcast where he invites guests to talk about sports.

Me: “Look it’s coltisclips”, Any female: “I’d bet his dick is huge”

Me: “Coltisclips is awesome”
Female: “His muscles and buzz cut are so hot, I can’t get enough”.

chummy d

Fat fuck

Me: He’s a fat fuck
Any girl: That’s a chummy d

big jean beau

Used to refer to a man who’s named beau wears big jeans, he also has a huge cock. Big jean beau is a menace in the park.

Me: Look it’s big jean beau
Parker: I want his big dick

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Buddy Buthy

Used to refer to a strong weight room expert who can Bench a 10 on each side for 6 reps and can squat 150 for 1 with awful depth, usually has an alpha younger brother. Buddy Buths small appearance may be deceiving as he is packing a 10 inch penis with great girth rating.

Parker: BUDDY BUTHY!!
ME: LETS GOO I GOT CALLED BUDDY BUTHY!!