Morning Timber

Masturbating immediately after waking up, with morning wood.

"Hey John, what'd you do this morning"
"Ah, I just Morning Timbered."
"... What?"

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Joysticking

Attempting to adjust one's penis in public.

I was walking down the street yesterday with a stark erection, so I had to engage in joysticking to put it back into place.