Frog in the throat

The act of having a Frenchman stick his dick down your throat; getting deep-throated by a Frenchman; giving a blowjob to a Frenchman

(telephone rings)
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Lydia?
Jacques: Eh no, Lydia, she cannot speak to you at ze moment. She has got a frog in the throat

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Ponygasm

The orgasmic squeal, often combined with hyperventilation, a little girl makes when one or both of her parents presents her with a pony.

Rich father one: So I gave little Portia her first pony the other day
Rich father two: Did she have a ponygasm?
Rich father one: A ponygasm? What's that??
Rich father two: She gave this orgasmic squeal and started to hyperventilate, it's great. Chloe had a ponygasm when I gave her first pony, too.

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Five dollar happy meal

A blow job given by an Asian masseuse in a massage parlor.

Asian masseuse: you want special?
Client: yeah, baby, I want a five dollar happy meal.

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