beanslug

The type of person that no one should aspire to be. This kind of person has almost no redeeming qualities and is known for being just generally awful.

Origin: the “bean” segment comes from the beanboozled jellybeans, which have good and awful tasting jellybeans in a container, leaving a 50/50 chance of tasting a good or terrible bean. The “slug” segment is not exactly known, but likely stems from the Dragon Ball Z villain Lord Slug.

“Bro, he keeps hitting on all the girls he works with even though he knows damn well they have boyfriends”
“That dude is a straight up beanslug”

Bad Build

A Bad Build is a person who just isn’t built correctly. There’s just something about their body that, when you see them, you go, “damn, that is one bad build”.

Examples include:
Girls that are shaped like an industrial cooker
Dudes who are under 5’7 but have a beer belly
Girls with absolutely no ass
Dudes that are super muscular in the upper body but have absolutely no lower body

“Bro this girl has been snapping me, her face looks good af”
“Trust me man, you don’t want that”
“What are you talking about? She’s hella fine”
“I’ve seen her walking around campus bro. She’s a Bad Build”

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