Jayden wheeler

Adopted lowlife, commiting life to love with their keyboard over friends and/or family

Adam: Hey dom come outside

Dom: no im shagging holly
Adam: Dont be such a Jayden wheeler

Dominic Thompson

One that cannot spend more than a minute speaking to his friends, so to avoid this social confrontation he seeks his girlfriend to disclose his abysmal jokes to

Harry: come join vc some time
Dom: i cant cus my pc broke
Harry: you've got to be Dominic Thompsoning me right now