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Commander_ounce is one of out of two protectors of the creature(see defention)he was created on the planet FORT_KICKASS a very aggressive race.Known to attack other planets while aggressive FORT_KICKASS had been in a alliance of Mars,u ass bitch(see defination)
COMMANDER_OUNCE'S powers are the following
1.BADASS
2.KEEP MOM_FREAKE FROM DOING NO-ALIVE
3.INVINCIBLE EXCEPT FROM CLARMPTON
COMMANDER_OUNCE HAS LAST BEEN LOCATED IN WEST VERGINIA protecting crompton
Commander_ounce has fought in every single war but his faction is every war has veryed whether on cliftons anger problems
Did you see COMMANDER_OUNCE nuke the haps in ww2
Slang for a girls snatch ir cooter a.k.a poon
Man that girls got a fat'ole muff
Originally from mars when it was created the Burger_Mac_Creature(A.K.A crompton,crimpton,cromptin)comes from a native species.This species is known as creaturians while powerful they're weakness's are the following.
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The great battle of Taco Burrito(the capitol of Mars at the time) where many creaturians died in a deadly civil war against the Neo-nazi north regime called the sphhettians.
While the Creaturian race are full of shapeshifters the last remaining one (nicknamed crompton by his protectors Commander_ounce and mom_freake)his last known location was in west virginia.Cromptons main form seems to either be a 35ft sphgetti noodle with 12 tentacles or a 14 to 15 year old
Cromptons hobbies include
1.hunting for any animal or person in the world
2.skateboarding
3.playing guitar
4.riding in the poosy_wagoon(a.k.a the pussy wagon)
5.video games
While it is not known how long the Creature has been on earth or his protectors Commander_ounce and Mom_freake all three have been seen as far back as the birth of the dinosaurs
The_Burger_Mac_Creature is so powerful he's been known to rip refridgerators out of peoples homes for their food and collection