Pulse Mole

It is when you get a pulse in your stomach from smoking to much green and you get a pulse in your stomach, and it feels like a mole is trying to dig up.

Abbie (whilst face down in (Harriets) dirty laundry) - "Don't you hate it when you get a pulse in your tummy and your lying down and it feels like a (Mole) coming up"

Harriet - Was that a statement or a question?

Abbie - PULSE MOLE!

creepy fudge

Poo of the sticky brown variety

"eugh Laurens done a creepy fudge in her nappy and its seeping out the sides"

"mate that shit sticks like, well, shit to fur I guess"

"you cant use the word your describing whilst describing it."

"i just did"

"don't swear in front of my kid ok"