monsie

A small unique creature of Southwestern America. Mostly found in dark places, nocturnal in nature. Known to be peaceful, however will still growl or show teeth agressively. When not eating, they are naping or talking with friends.

Doug's in his room again, eating and chatting on AOL. he's being a total Monsie.

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The Mexican Boarder Crosser

The act of using chalula hot sauce as lube to alternately penetrate a woman's anus and vagina in rapid succession.

Stacy though I was taking her to taco bell for lunch, but actually I didn't have the money for lube so we did The Mexican Boarder Crosser in the men's bathroom. On our anniversary I plan on taking her to Chipotle.

Unjoyployment

The loss of enjoyment due to employment, becoming uninterested in a passion or hobby due to having to perform those functions for a living.

I had always loved Photography, but now that i'm a Photographer on a cruise ship I don't take much enjoyment out of Photography, as everyone here is terrible and drunk. Now a sense of unjoyployment fills my head every time I think about it as a hobby.