Hannah Montana

1) The Alias of the Singing Prostitute Miley Cyrus. She is still called the "Greatest Role Model For Kids" when she puts tons of slutty pics of herself all over the internet, sings like she's being raped, and making her heroes famous prostitutes. Oh yeah, she's perfect.

Being a singer for Disney, she will most certainly end up doing drugs, getting pregnant, and acting like the hooker she is and will sleep with men for cash (unlikely, seeing as even the most desperate man won't tap that) and will be a swiftly forgotten as Lindsay Lohan and Hillary Duff, all before age 20. Deja Vu...

Having no talent to speak of, she rips of song ideas from those around her, lip-syncs, and goes on and on about how much she loves her fans even though she hates the fact that her fanbase is a bunch of 7-year-old girls. But this is common of bitchy teenage celebrities.

2) A Disney Show secretly exploits her complete idiocy, such has hiding the fact he's famous (WtF?), making plans that obviously backfire, being a bitch to her fans and friends, and sings constantly about how her life is much better than ours, while at the same time she's nearly exposing her identity with the bull she calls "songs".

Disney, having acquired some common sense, is now ending the series as it should have done several years ago, confirming the prediction stated earlier.

1) P1: Oh my God, don't you love Hannah Montana? She's so great a role model that I'm teaching my kids to be just like her.

P2: Oh, me too, I'm totally gonna teach my kids to fuck off their friends, put naked pics of themselves online, sing terribly, and date guys more stupid than they are!

Now seriously, how much did she pay you to say that?

2) P1: HANNAH MONTANA IS SUCH A GREAT SHOW!!! OH MY GOD I LOVE THEIR EPISODES.

P2: I can tell, cuz you're just as stupid and slutty as they are. Do us all a favor and watch something else that a flat chested teen lip-syncing off someone else.

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