A non invasive surgical procedure. A popular alternative to having a highly invasive crainiasstomy for the treatment of analretinosis. The procedure is performed by a medical professional known as a proctomologist. The procedure itself severes the nerve which connects
the asshole and the eyeballs.
Rodney: â Hey did you hear that asshole Joe finally got that optol-rectomy heâs been talkin about?â
Ricky: â Nah, I didnât. How did that lazy fuck afford it.â
Rodney: â His fuckin mom paid for it.
A highly invasive medical procedure to remove a persons head which has been firmly planted
up their own ass, causing a severe case of (see analretinosis).
Man, life really sucks and itâs your fault. I gotta get that craini-ass-tomy Iâve been needing.
When an individual who views life through the perspective of their asshole. Shitty outlook on life.
It is known to affect certain portions of society like Punk Rockers, or those who believe their life is total shit and âItâs all your faultâ.
Look at that punk rocker motherfucker, obviously suffers from a serious case of analretinosis. Should go get fuckin optolrectomy.
A rather obscure medical profession that specializes in the treatment of analretinosis.
These medical professional perform both optol-rectomies and Craini-ass- tomies.
Rodney: is that fuckhead Joe gonna go see a proct-omologist, or just keep spewing his
spoiled brat punk rock bullshit.
Ricky: I hope so bro, he really has a real bod case of analretinosis, but he ainât gotta job, so I guess his mom has to pay for it.