Optol-Rectomy

A non invasive surgical procedure. A popular alternative to having a highly invasive crainiasstomy for the treatment of analretinosis. The procedure is performed by a medical professional known as a proctomologist. The procedure itself severes the nerve which connects
the asshole and the eyeballs.

Rodney: “ Hey did you hear that asshole Joe finally got that optol-rectomy he’s been talkin about?”
Ricky: “ Nah, I didn’t. How did that lazy fuck afford it.”
Rodney: “ His fuckin mom paid for it.