Imlay City

A small town in the thumb region of Michigan that is famous for it many gas stations, pickles, and Mexicans. Surrounding Imlay City are vast fields of muck (or peat) farms, which the Latino people seem to be oddly attracted to. In town there is a surplus of exciting things to do, including and limited to; walking around in the local Kroger without purchasing any items, driving around with your date unsuccessfully looking for something to do, vandalizing property, join a hispanic gang, flirting with middle-schoolers at the local Pizza Machine, and smoking pot.

"Do you smell pickles?"
"Oh yeah. we must be in Imlay City."

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