Mega Sleep

That feeling of existential dread and depression that you have to carry on yourself. The only way to resolve this issue is to sleep.

Friend : Hey man wyd tonight?
Me : Man idk I think I'm gonna mega sleep...
Friend : Oh shit man you aight?

Eternal Sleep

You've risen beyond normal rest. This is the highest form of existence, yet you found it's nothing but pain. Eternal sleep is forever... I'm so sorry, I didn't want it to be this way. Please forgive me. God help your mortal soul.

Friend: "Yo my G what you doing tonight?"
Me: "Eternal Sleep, my time has come."
Friend: "What? you good?"
Me: "I'm sorry, goodbye."

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