A pants beer is a paradox created by young drinkers that goes as this. If you think a pants beer is stupid, you arenât drunk enough. What a pants beer consists of is that of one pouring a cold beer down their pants in a public setting. Now why would someone do this, you may ask? Because theyâre drunk enough to do it. Why are you sitting there reading this, thinking Jesus thatâs stupid? Because you arenât drunk enough. Theoretically, the drunkest you can get leaves you to make some stupid decisions, and if you really are drunk enough, perhaps itâs possible to convince yourself that pouring a cold pbr down your crotch is a good idea.
Letâs do a pants beer!
Why would I want to do that?
Oh, you just arenât drunk enough.
*has 16 beers*
Letâs do it!