squishedness

The amount by which something is squished.

That car's squishedness was amplified when the monster truck drove over it.

Nerd Raging

Secondary definition, applies to usage during or in the result of programming/ writing computer programs.

When one programmer finds, uses, or sees code written by another programmer that is either:
1. Completely wrong
2. Done in a ridiculous way
3. Extremely inefficient
4. Looks like something written by a third grader in 1695

Mark was nerd raging over the code that Steve wrote because there is no way it would ever work.