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Andrew Jacksoning

Beating the hell out of your would-be murderer or assassin with a cane.

I tried to murder this one jackass but then he noticed me and started Andrew Jacksoning me.

by Comrade Running Bear October 16, 2018


Fidel Alejandro Castro Ruz

Another man who people forget was a homophobic racist.

Fidel Alejandro Castro Ruz, or simply known, Fidel Castro was a homophobic racist who made it illegal to speak out about racism and imprisoned gays.

by Comrade Running Bear August 7, 2018


Hernán Cortés

The first conquistador in history, notoriously known for crushing all Aztec civilization. He was the first conquistador to enter Mexico also.

Hernán Cortés' full name was Hernán Cortés de Monroy y Pizarro Altamirano.

by Comrade Running Bear August 7, 2018

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The worst display of thottery

The act of a girl flirting with another man in front of the one she just broke up with

Emma Pfantz just committed the worst display of thottery the other day.

by Comrade Running Bear June 24, 2019


Anthony Johnson

The first American to own an African slave. No bullshit, he himself was African.

Anthony Johnson was weird as hell.

by Comrade Running Bear August 5, 2018

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Forrest-Gump

Travel around, typically afoot, for no particular reason.

The gerund of "Forrest-Gump" is Forrest-Gumping. The past and present participle is Forrest-Gumped. The past tense of "Forrest-Gump" is Forrest-Gumped.

by Comrade Running Bear April 14, 2021


Ty Cobb

An American Major League Baseball (MLB) outfielder, born in rural Narrows, Georgia, with the highest batting average, who, unfortunately, has been slandered as a racist murderer, who would sharpen his cleats to wound opposing players by fake author, who was actually prohibited from ever writing again because of his false claims about Ty Cobb, Al Stump. Those accusations couldn't be further from the truth.

Ty Cobb was the exact opposite of what brainwashed non-researching people call him, Ty Cobb was not a racist murderer, in fact, he constantly advocated the integration of black and white baseball teams and when he died many black people praised him for that. He never stabbed a waited for being black, it was a white guy, a hotel night guard, and he didn't stab him he just scuffled with him. Al Stump was a journalist who didn't like him and made these things up and printed them as facts. He also didn't sharpen his cleats to wound opposing players.

by Comrade Running Bear January 4, 2019