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Known typically as Cilantro or Coriander. This herb tastes like soap and is used, for some reason, to ruin otherwise perfectly delicious food from every and all cultures.
The fresh guacamole looked fantastic until they covered it with The Devilâs Pubes.
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A building project using a crooked construction company, with no intention of the project actually being completed, as a means to launder money or rip off investors.
Netflix original series Ozark features a money laundering scheme where, main character Marty Byrde, launders money through building a church and inflating construction costs.
The Tangerine Troll stole billions from people by forcing them to build a giant Ozark Church on the boarder of Mexico.
When you fluff your untrimmed pubic hair and then light them on fire in someone's honor.
Only to be performed on special occasions.
Can be done as a prank having the person being "honored" think they are going to blow out birthday candles;
opening their eyes to a fully lit Serbian Forest Fire.
Ben had been such a good friend to us all, Nik decided to honor him with a Serbian Forest Fire on his birthday.
Like a fireman, Ben blew out the whole thing in one breath.
Great luck for all! Let us dance!
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short for - My Anaconda Don't Want None.
pronounced Mah-Dohn (o as in don't; dwn like pwn)
used to express severely -not- wanting to have sex with a girl because she seems crazy, a bitch, or likely to be disease infested.
do. not. want.
especially when a girl does something off-putting or crazy in an attempt to arouse.
Bro: "Dude, that hot chick is looking at you"
Normal Guy: "which one?"
Bro: "the one with the glassy eyes that just stuffed her fist in her mouth and is slapping herself in the face."
Normal Guy: "oh, yuck. MADWN."
Bro: "mine does. i'm gonna go talk to her."