Melbourne Purplefish

This rare fish can only appear if the time is right. In order to perform this great feat one must work up a bonner then drench it in ranch, next grip the penis at the base, cutting off the blood-flow to the penis which should turn it purple (the darker the better) then insert where desired. First founded by lonely fishermen in the Indian River that is located around Melbourne Florida.

My Dude: "Dam, Connor is one hell of a Melbourne Purplefish!"
My Dude 2: "Ya I cant believe he Melbourne Purplefished that chick!"
My Dude 3: " Didn't you Melbourne Purplefish that chick?"

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Melbourne Mud-skipper

Famously done by locals in Melbourne Florida, this is the act of going out to the mud bogs, collecting fresh mud then meeting a female immediately after at the county line saloon, bring her back to your place slap the mud you collected into the crack of her anus, then finally motor boating the hell out of her anus.

My Dude: "Dam, Connor is one hell of a Melbourne mud-skipper!"
My Dude 2: "Ya I cant believe he Melbourne mud-skipped that chick!"
My Dude 3: " Didn't you Melbourne mud-skip that chick?"

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Melbourne Secondhand Snakeskin

This is a used condom that you borrow from a friend because you are too cheap to buy your own. Often found in the parking lots of famous Restaurants in Melbourne Florida.

My Dude: "Dam, Connor is one hell of a Melbourne Secondhand Snakeskiner!"
My Dude 2: "Ya I cant believe he used Melbourne Secondhand Snakeskin on that chick!"
My Dude 3: " Didn't you Melbourne Secondhand Snakeskin that chick?"

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