Pygmy

1.Greek Mythology. A member of a race of dwarfs.
2.A member of any of various peoples, especially of equatorial Africa and parts of southeast Asia, having an average height less than 5 feet (127 centimeters). Not in scientific use.
3.A short, whiny, undeveloped, possibly malnurished teenage girl who loves to pet puppy dogs and play MallTalk. Stalked and masturbated over by Glenn.
4.Anything small

"That girl looks like she's ten yet she's in her third year of college. What a pygmy!"

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Mullderline

A borderline mullet

"That Glenn has a wicked-ass mullderline!"

"My hair's too long in the back. Is it getting to be a mullderline?"