Pygmy

1.Greek Mythology. A member of a race of dwarfs.
2.A member of any of various peoples, especially of equatorial Africa and parts of southeast Asia, having an average height less than 5 feet (127 centimeters). Not in scientific use.
3.A short, whiny, undeveloped, possibly malnurished teenage girl who loves to pet puppy dogs and play MallTalk. Stalked and masturbated over by Glenn.
4.Anything small

"That girl looks like she's ten yet she's in her third year of college. What a pygmy!"

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Pygmy

The black squishy stuff stuck between Elephants toes!

oh no! here comes a herd of elephants
LOOK out Pygmy!
SQUELCH!

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Pygmy

Generally a short, long-haired youth (male). It is not uncommon to find they have rat-features.
Likes to think that they are musically talented. In reality, they are not as their fingers cannot stretch beyond two strings.

'What's that? Short with long hair? Ah! Pygmy'

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pygmy

1. n. Mythological runt version of the human being thriving prior to the time of christ in the Middle east and areas of North Africa especially associated with Egypt 2.n. undersized overly angry constantly menstrating rat bastard excuse for a modern civilized human being

May be if you ate a bit son you'd be more than just a pygmy.

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pygmy

slang for a small child or infant..

"yo look at that hot momma"
"yea to bad she got a pygmy"
"damn!"

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velcro pygmies

the most kick ass cover band with the hottest band members

Hey guys... let's go watch the velcro pygmies... i heard they were awesome

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Mental Pygmy

A person lacking the logical or cognitive constructual ability to grasp what the situation is about or what is actually going on around them! Can also be applied to groups of people (mental pygmies).

The mental pygmy just doesn't get it.
I'm fed up with explaining it to the mental pygmy.

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