Jimmy

A generic white Englishman, often from northern regions. Refuses to accept his casual right-wing racism and aggression by referring to his blatant racist, xenophobic and homophobic comments as banter. Often seen sharing pictures of the St George’s Flag to his friends on Facebook and chanting “All Lives Matter” when he sees someone with the slightest tan.

“I see Tommy Robinson had all of his Jimmy’s with him again!”

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Kobayashi

The art of putting into ones mouth, usually at speed and with excited furor, items which are shaped like or resemble a penis - such as Hot Dog, Banana or actual cock.

"My ex-boyfriend Tony loved to give me oral. He'd put my cock in his mouth like Kobayashi!"

"Dude, did you see Grant at the game last week with that hot dog?"
"Yeah man, it didn't stand a chance with him. Like fuckin' Kobayashi!"

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