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When you pull out and spray your succulent semen all over a girl or boys back, blow on it a tad bit, then proceed to slap your flaccid cock on their back until it sticks.
It was so hot last night when my dad gave me the dick sticky I almost shot my cat.
When no fewer than 3 and no more than 6 people ejaculate into a blender, mix up the serum, use a turkey baster to suck up the sex soup and inject it into the female of their choice. 9 hectic months later the contestants find out who the father of the child is and that man has to keep the child.
Yo dawg! Me and the buddies picked up a hot broad last night! You down for a quick game of coon cup?
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When an individual ejaculates inside of a condom and freezes it, each day adding a new color to it until it is colored like a rainbow. Then proceeds to remove the latex sleeve and enjoys sucking on it like the good fag they are.
In order to celebrate queer day, my husband gave me the fattest fagsicle Iâve ever seen. I mean, thatâs more cum than Iâve ever had slathered on my supple face.