In the states we...

Basically said by any American who wants to act/try to be cool.
Person saying it usually ends up embarrassing self; usually not offensive unless has the words 'sexy' in it.

Example of 'In the states we...'
Dude 1: In the states we're are tough!! We play football.
Dude 2: You broke your leg playing it remember?

Noob

Noob: a beginner, ignorant git, bastard, idiot. Although once used as an insult, nowadays it is commonly thrown out in chat for no apparent reason.
Noobs are no to collect in 'tribes'; and unorganized group of noobs who chat, horse around, and generally cause minor chaos. Often use 'Noobish Language' which consists if numbers in the place of letters, improper grammar, and vulgar slang. Often noobs accuse fellow noobs of being noobs, which start 'Noob Scuffles' in which the noobs argue over who is better at no scoping, who is noobier and who has more 'skillz'. You'll find large concentration of them in Hack Forums, Minecraftcraf, Halo, and other shooting games.
Often referred to as n00bs, newbies, newbs, and stupid.
*EXAMPLE OF NOOB SPEAK:
Noob: h3y doods wuzup im so g00d at sh00tin watch m3 k1ll th1s lozer
(Hey dudes, what's up? I am so good at shooting; watch me kill this loser.

Person One: I just killed a dude using my knife! He didn't even fight back!
Person Two: Ha, noob!

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