Car Acrobatics

When your car door is on the edge of the driveway and you have to get to your door without touching the grass.

Why did you park your car like that!? Now i’ll have to do some Car Acrobatics.

Malarie

A Malarie is someone who everyone wants to be friends with and is very kind. You can tell her anything, and she won’t criticize you. If you are feeling down, a Malarie knows how to make anyone laugh in an instant. She is also very intelligent but doesn’t brag about it at all and is somewhat secretive.

Person 1: why are you so happy all of a sudden?
Person 2: I talked to Malarie.

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wafshdjtnffj

wafshdjtnffj, (also known as just "wafs j") is a word no one will ever use. It means absolutly nothing, which is why it is so unique.

person 1: wafshdjtnffj
person 2: what did you just say!?