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When you want to have a smoke, but only want to smoke a small amount either to preserve the item you are smoking, or because you are on a tolerance break.
I'm trying to smoke less but I need a puff so I'm just gonna go out for a Diet Smoke
When you fart while simultaneously passing a log of poop through your anus
Ill be right back, I have to go rip a shit
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When you fart out of your mouth. This happens when your anus is blocked, usually by a log of poop. Your body is forced to push out the gas through your mouth. Often not pleasant because the jonafart can cause foul tastes in your mouth. They happen 5-10 times a year.
(Fart Sound) I farted out my mouth, It must of been a jonafart.
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