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Beard Bleaching

When you go down on a woman often enough, the naturally acidic juices from the vagina bleach the hairs of your beard causing them to turn grey.

I had to use Just For Men because of all my years of beard bleaching.

by CongoJack February 3, 2023

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Chocolate Sunrise

When a lady bends over while wearing a G-string and you can still see her butt hole on both sides.

That stripper should be tipped extra for showing us her chocolate sunrise.

by CongoJack June 25, 2017

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Pole Vaulting

When an unfamous woman uses a famous man's penis to launch into her own fame.

Kim Kardashian got famous from pole vaulting off of Ray Jay's junk.

by CongoJack July 3, 2017

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