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The stuff on your eyelid when you wake up
Person 1:I was soo tired this morning
Person 2: yea man I see you still have your morning crust on your eyes!
When your girlfriends breasts are warm from the night before
My girlfriend was soo warm this morning
She probably had morning breast enjoy it buddy!
31π 1π
A dumb company no one has ever heard of who bought devonshire for some unknown reason probably to throw people out while they make the place "nice" with the idea of eventually overcharging everyone who lives there.
Person 1. It is soo expensive where I live
Person 2. Yea I hear you, bainbridge bought the place home properties used to own it.
Person 1.home properties or bainbridge they both suck!
27π 3π
A town off the expressway with no way to get around unless you drive. Literally the middle of nowhere
Person 1: I can't seem to get around efficiently where I live
Person 2. I feel you man you must be in hauppauge
40π 2π
A mixture of both you and your significant others love juice
Person 1:I had the best sex last night
Person 2: yea I bet you did I see your coitus cream on ur shirt
To be a total prick to someon who is terrified of thunderstorms
Person 1. I hear thunder in the distance
Person 2. Ha ha you were always afraid of thunderstorms even growing up!
Person 1. I know but you were always a thunder dick even back then to!
34π 9π