Fipster

A furry hipster. A furry who pretends he or she is too cool for the furry fandom. Fipsters, when they attend conventions, will hang out in the lobby of the hotel and make a deliberate effort to appear bored and disinterested. When asked why they are attending a fur con they will say that there are here “ironically” or “just checking out the freaks.” All characteristics of normal hipsters apply to fipsters as well.

“Who are those guys over on the couches who keep smirking at everyone? They’ve been there all day and they don’t have badges either.”

“…forget them, they’re just fipsters.”

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