driving baseline

When you're in a stall and there's piss, cum or vomit in front of the toilet so you have to stand beside the toilet, often missing or hitting the seat.

Man 1: Dude, what the fuck! There's piss all over the seat!

Man 2: I was driving baseline, didn't you see what was in front?

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Asante Samuel

Possibly the biggest choker in NFL history.
When the patriots were 18-0 heading into the Super Bowl, 2 plays before the famous "Tyree Catch", Eli Manning was pressures and tried to throw it away. It went straight through Asante's hands and the rest is history.

(Man 2 drops ball)
Man 1: Nice catch man, way to pull an Asante Samuel!)
Man 2: I can't pull an Asante Samuel! Im a heterosexual!

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