Cool kid

The kid/kids that everyone meets in high school that have nothing better to do than flex in the mirror, fake their depression, very badly lip sync songs, play rust, get tattoos in some Asian countries, vape, cheat on their girlfriend (multiple times), flirt with everything that moves or breaths (Girls only) and most importantly look like lesbians

Oooooh loook at that cool kid

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Kool kid

The Kool kid is a female version of the cool kid with the exception of the kool kids life long mission to get pregnant ASAP. The kool kid has two enemies #1 birth control #2 bowling balls (they get jealous of all the fingers that go inside them) be aware of the kool kid at first they will try and lure u in with a vape and a bj and bam 9 months later you have a kid with her

Ooooooooo what a kool kid

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Male tennis players

Male tennis players are always a gay male who forfeits the right to testosterone. The best thing to do if you see one is to simply point and laugh at how queer they are.

Male tennis players are so gay

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The man

The Man is a common term used to describe a person when simple words like cunt, dickhead and asshole no longer do him justice. The man has an unusual high opinion of himself for example in his mind his first name is pussy and last name magnet but however in reality the last name is non existent. Another title the man gives himself is a sex god even tho he’s a virgin and instead of god it’s predator .If you come across the man at a party do not worry pass him two drinks and he’ll be smashed within the hour it goes without saying must be the man.

You must be the man

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Chicken legs

Pussies who skip leg day and are usually named Saxon

Only pussies have chicken legs

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Family

Not to be. Confused with an actual family, the word family is commonly used by friend groups especially when the group is in high school the unfortunate thing about this is actually everyone in the so called family is just out for them self’s and doesn’t really care about the other members

We are a family

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The dickhead

The dick head has been called numerous names over the ages the cunt and wanker being a smaller percentage of them. The dick head does not care for the feelings of the majority of people he/she encounters. The dickhead could be found the majority of the time on either urban Dictionary insulting as many people as possible or his bed where he sleeps for the majority of the day. Common phases of the dickhead are fuck off, I don’t care, I hope u get aids and cool story. WARNING do not send the dickhead anything but memes and funny stories, if you send him anything else for example gym pictures he will act like he cares but in reality couldn’t give two fucks. Enemies of the dickhead include whales, feminists and vegans

Look at the dickhead