Modern music

Modern music is about as trash as it comes, it’s like comparing basketball to a good sport. (it’s still part of the same group but no one really wants to talk about it) modern music is so trash that even people like 6ix9ine can make a career from saying random shit, the only closure I now have is that he’s now some black guys bitch. The only people that actually enjoy modern music are Emos, eshays and cruisers. (the last two can be argued to be the same) if you wish to listen to decent music listen to anything before 2000 with some exceptions of course.

Modern music makes me wanna die

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The big boy

The big boy Is commonly found flexing in the mirror or flexing for the girls hoping that their muscles make up for the size of their penis, if they are not found with girls or in front of mirror head to the nearest beach and there u will find them flexing in the sun light trying to look bigger than they actually are, this is an attempt to be noticed but potential mates if this does not work on that day the crafty big boy will post it on their instagram where no one cares but the twelvies that follow them, if encountered in the wild run and hide for it is not common for the big boy species to send pictures of their nuts to people

Omg look at that the big boy flexing in the sun “no one”

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Sook

Adam

Look that sook has a dump truck

The philosopher

Atleast once in everyone’s like they’ll come across a self proclaimed philosopher and the Gumby that follows them about saying preach or oath, you can usually find them on Instagram sharing pictures of their sad, depressing and miserable life usually the lost are captioned like a dog in a well or brain can’t fathom what the hate say. Their misery is usually caused by a gf not wanting to hang out that day sending them into a spiral of depression and anxiety

Look it’s the philosopher

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