conor oberst

A 25-year-old indie artist from Omaha, Nebraska that is one of the main founders of Saddle Creek Records, along with other bands such as Azure Ray and Rilo Kiley. Conor Oberst is mainly known for his place in the band Bright Eyes, but also takes part in many other bands...

BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE BANDS! It's obvious that Conor Oberst is just too hot for those losers. In fact, Conor's image is almost the only reason he has so many fans. Find me a fan of Bright Eyes that IS over 18, and is NOT female, and you will get a cookie. But that's basically meaningless because it's impossible anyways.

Teenybopper 1 listening to Bright Eyes: "I WANNA LOVA I DUN HAVE 2 LUVVVVV. I WANT A BOI WHOZ SOO DRUNK, HE DOESNT TALK. HEY, WHERZ DA KID WID DA KEMICALZ?"

Teenybopper 2: "LOLS M8, what r u listening 2?"

Teenybopper 1: "dunno, i fnk der name is 'dim eyes'.. i only listen 2 them coz conor oberst is a TOTAL HUNK."

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