Jared

In love with a kid named Ryan

Jared loves Ryan

Sabsquatch

A fat college Junior that lives with Sophomores and drinks an obsessive amount of Mountain Dew. Please do not give him weed, he will sneak into your room while you sleep. Usually not a result of the weed, he does that anyways.

Look at the wild Sabsquatch! He's looking for Mountain Dew.