eightsimplerulesed it

When you can not be bothered to find porn so you knock one out whilst watching the US comedy '8 Simple Rules'

"Bridget is so fit, and when I couldn't be bothered to surf for porn I just eightsimplerulesed it!"

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I know you got sol

Sometimes misunderstood as "I know you've got sol". Taking the lyrics of the Simply Red song you utter this phrase when toasting or after opening a bottle of Sol mexican beer, generally whilst drunk.

Toasting

1st Guy "I know you got..."
*raises opened bottle*
2nd Guy "...Sol!"
*clinks their open bottle with the raised bottle*

Opening

"I know you got Sol!"
*swigs from bottle*

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shower sweats

30 minutes after a hot shower you start sweating violently, this is due to your body temperature increasing gradually after the shower and eventually sweat being produced to try and lower it

"I had a shower, and when I got out i realised i was late for school. So I rushed there and had to sit in maths having teh shower sweats!"

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