Junior Chicken

What all Asian Immigrants order at least one of when they come to McDonalds...

Employee: "Hi, what can I get you?"
Asian: "I'll have Junior Chicken"
Employee: "And would you like the meal?"
Asian: "What come with Meal"
Employee: "Fries and a Drink"
Asian: "O.K, I take Meal"
Employee: "And to drink"
Asian: "Yes, I want Drink"
Employee: "What do you want to drink"
Asian: "Yes, I want Drink"
Employee "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT TO DRINK, JESUS"

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Womb Penetrator

The act of Penetrating a womens vagina so far that it enters the womb, vey unnatural...

First Guy : "Yo you have fun that chick last night?"
Second Guy : I gave her my patented Womb Penetrator"

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