take to school

1.To show someone how it's done.
2.Beat someone in a competition.
3.Prove someone wrong.

Well, Quentin, you beat him 5-0, you really took him to school.

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dead wookie

A large and foul smelling turd of mythical proportions.

I just did a dead wookie an I'm too scared to go back into the bogs to flush it!

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Culture Vulture

A scavenger, circling the media, looking for scraps of originality to add to their conceit. They sport eclectic styles and tastes, always recognisable as having been borrowed without adaption or refinement from elsewhere.

David Bowie is probably the best example of a successful culture vulture.

That website was put together by a Culture Vulture

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karma hotel

Come to one of these to experience the following:
drugs, sex, cult worship, alternative music, etc.

Ah man I woke up yesterday in a karma hotel, they'd like taken my kidneys out and everything.

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fool's errand

Sent to or set out on a task which ultimately has no purpose or likelihood of success.
Discovering as much.

"Damn, we drove all the way to Jackies place only to find she'd gone down to ours!"

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low mileage

A brand spanking new vehicle, just rolledout of the showroom and ready to take to the roads.
Gleaming Bodywork, up to date technology and a stylish modern look.

My girlfriend is so tight, there's some real low mileage on that one.

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tshirt

A democratic item of clothing, all people can wear it in their size, have any message printed on it, or just soak it to show up their breasts.

Hey Check out the T-Shirt dude! Iron Maiden!!

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